Donor Relations Manager Pillows

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

'John, this is where you should declare your underlying love and tell Miriam she's the wind beneath your wings...'

Blood donor centre

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

'Need I remind you, Doctor, that you signed over intellectual property rights to the lab?'

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

Santa Claus Always Delivers

The shakedown escalates.

'He's a major client.'

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"I just ate my organ donor card."

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

Components of the program vs. funds.

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

Charities Fueling Cities

'Would it be more economical for them to develop their own comparable product, or steal the competition's formulae and fight it out in the courts?'

'Company policy is to treat all our clients badly.'