Domino Dynamo Gifts

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

Larry's binge drinking, though annoying, started a terrific domino party tradition....

Domino Toppling Championship

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

Cossack dancers

'She posted her first blog today.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

In - Out - Pending.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

The power of the blog.

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"I had half a date last weekend."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

Stethoscope

In-Out-Far Out.