Dojo Dynamo Gifts

High Kick

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

A holiday at home

In - Out - Pending.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

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