Dominant Multitasker Mugs

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Balancing work and family

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Soccer kids texting

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."