Domestic Zoo Curator Gifts

Family with pets.

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

The Googler

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"And this is our media room."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Physician tending a mummy.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.