Domestic Setting Relaxer Prints

"My inner-slacker is crying out to be released."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'But I feel quite healthy.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"