Domestic Setting Relaxer Mugs

"My inner-slacker is crying out to be released."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

American Idle.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Life's a Bench.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'But I feel quite healthy.'

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