Home Relaxation Prints

Deep Fat Fryer: 'Did you find the foot-spa, dear?'

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

Yoga at home

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

Welcome to the Conspiracy Files...

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

The Weather Channel Presents: Lifestyles of the Rich and Stranded.

'I'm exhausted! I've been JUSTIFYING all day long!'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Where your mind & battle are los

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Self help acupuncture

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

On holiday.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Ahhh...'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'T.M.I.F.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"