Domestic Service Enthusiasts Prints

Cut out and keep your own Butler.

"I didn't spark joy."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Living together, couple in love.

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"You're not my husband."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"How is it you can commit to world class service but not to me?"

"Thanks for waiting."

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

Homeowners.

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel."

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

Towels - His / Hers

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

"Big deal, so you taught him to beg. I taught you how to do that on our wedding night."

Leaking washing machine.

'I'm here to check the condition your condition is in.'

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control

Coming Home

'You mean you want good communication and competent service?'

Un-sexy nighties.