Domestic Service Enthusiasts Prints

Cut out and keep your own Butler.

"I didn't spark joy."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Living together, couple in love.

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"You're not my husband."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"Thanks for waiting."

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"How is it you can commit to world class service but not to me?"

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

Homeowners.

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel."

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

Coming Home

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control

'I'm here to check the condition your condition is in.'

Towels - His / Hers

Leaking washing machine.

"Big deal, so you taught him to beg. I taught you how to do that on our wedding night."

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

'You mean you want good communication and competent service?'