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'When I married him he was in the up-right position.'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"But I use all of them!"

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

How it started: How it's going

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

"The groceries are in the car."

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"

"Dinner will be ready soon, I hear the pizza truck rounding the corner."

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

'I'm his best friend, until his wife walks in.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"You're not my husband."

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"Dinner's ready!" "I can't hear you!"

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

'Of course I love having you around. Before you were born, I was the only one your mother yelled at.'

Towels - His / Hers