Domestic Duty Dynamo Pillows

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Networking

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

Football.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

The power of the blog.

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

Powerful computer

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

"Need help with your computer project? I have two teens at home."