Domestic Dispute Analyst Mugs

Start their day with a laugh! Our mugs for domestic dispute analysts feature clever quotes and humorous designs that add a lighthearted touch to coffee or tea time.

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'I'll tell you what mister - I'll lose ten pounds and stop nagging, the same day you act your age, cleanup after yourself, cook your own food and get a brain in that fat head.'

'I'll tell you what mister - I'll lose ten pounds and stop nagging, the same day you act your age, cleanup after yourself, cook your own food and get a brain in that fat head.'

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"So, I said, 'I'm thinking I'm tired of you asking me what I'm thinking' and heeeere we are."

"So, I said, 'I'm thinking I'm tired of you asking me what I'm thinking' and heeeere we are." mockup

"So, I said, 'I'm thinking I'm tired of you asking me what I'm thinking' and heeeere we are."

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"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

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"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper." mockup

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

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Always Compatible

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"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

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"You might want to save that for your blog."

"You might want to save that for your blog." mockup

"You might want to save that for your blog."

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A series of cameras go through a war zone.

A series of cameras go through a war zone. mockup

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

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"We should never have committed binary fission!"

"We should never have committed binary fission!" mockup

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

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Ebola Virus

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Count Putin

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'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.' mockup

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

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The Boomerang Sanctions

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Tension in middle east

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'Well, if you insist on using logic I see little point in continuing this argument.'

'Well, if you insist on using logic I see little point in continuing this argument.' mockup

'Well, if you insist on using logic I see little point in continuing this argument.'

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'I didn't even know she was angry until she started shooting.'

'I didn't even know she was angry until she started shooting.' mockup

'I didn't even know she was angry until she started shooting.'

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"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite." mockup

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

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'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'

'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!' mockup

'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'

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"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?" mockup

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

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'I tried to get him to reinvent himself, but he said he couldn't get a patent.'

'I tried to get him to reinvent himself, but he said he couldn't get a patent.' mockup

'I tried to get him to reinvent himself, but he said he couldn't get a patent.'

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"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication."

"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication." mockup

"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication."

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'Shall I fry it or flush it?'

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"Have we got time for a quick argument before our programme starts..?"

"Have we got time for a quick argument before our programme starts..?" mockup

"Have we got time for a quick argument before our programme starts..?"

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Hollow Victory.

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Improvised Economic Device

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"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction." mockup

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

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"My wife's a magician . . . she can turn anything into an argument."

"My wife's a magician . . . she can turn anything into an argument." mockup

"My wife's a magician . . . she can turn anything into an argument."

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Olive Branches and Soldiers

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Going Shopping Together.

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'You're in my light!'

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Welcome to Mesopotamia: Birthplace of Civilization. Population (unable to read rest of sign as it's been blown off.)

Welcome to Mesopotamia: Birthplace of Civilization. Population (unable to read rest of sign as it's been blown off.) mockup

Welcome to Mesopotamia: Birthplace of Civilization. Population (unable to read rest of sign as it's been blown off.)

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The Israelis launch an air strike on Syria.

The Israelis launch an air strike on Syria. mockup

The Israelis launch an air strike on Syria.

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"Surely I'm allowed an opinion!"

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Domestic Dispute Analyst Mugs Collection

Domestic Dispute Analyst Pillows

Bring some extra comfort and humor into their space with pillows tailored for domestic dispute analysts—ideal for relaxing or decorating.

Domestic Dispute Analyst Prints

Brighten up their environment with gallery-quality prints featuring clever and inspiring designs for domestic dispute analysts.

Domestic Dispute Analyst T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts perfect for domestic dispute analysts who love to wear their humor on their sleeve.