Domestic Dishologist Gifts

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Party time.

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

Recipes.

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

'Almost done.'

On the house

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

"There's food in the fridge, and clues about the state of our marriage all around the house."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"What is this?... Just in case the doctor wants to know."

'I had it for lunch.'

Christmas dinner - Turkey Horror Flicks.

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever use a stool to cook?"

"I can smell his fear of commitment."

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

'What happened to you?'

Turkey Fry on the Grill

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'