Domestic Dialogue Appreciator Mugs

You're a smart guy, Tom...and you're telling me you can't change the lightbulb in the laundry room?

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

Oscars 2024

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

A Misdelivered Letter

"My wife's a magician . . . she can turn anything into an argument."

Secret Family Recipe for Disaster.

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

'He makes his own gin too.'

"I'm staying in my nightie until 1997."

"My husband is so into beer, he's sweating oat stout."

"What's the matter, forgot where you parked your butt?"

'Maybe we can work out an arrangement if you promise to take me to Disneyland.'

'Just how long does your mother plan on staying with us?'

When your boat comes in don't expect ME to unload it!'

The Queen and Prince Charles to job-share.

The Rabbit and the Frog

Beef Encounter.