Domestic Chore Strategist Mugs

'Because you told me to run the house like a business.'

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

"Just empty it."

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

Nate Sure Abhors a Vacuum!

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

"I knew it would be a silly idea to ask him to hang the washing out for me,"

"How do you work one of these?"

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'I TOLD you not to wash it in warm water!'

'Did they have anything at the job centre?'

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

Home Schooling: "And this is what we call the 'washing machine'."

'I'll see your 'Washing the Dishes' and raise you 'Two Loads of Laundry''

'Yes it's a conspiracy theory, he's never ever done the washing up.'

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

Professional Dishwasher Loading Championship

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

'Washing dishes, why?'