Domestic Chore Challengers Mugs

"I sent you dry cleaning to France."

Kitchen Tetris

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

"Just empty it."

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

'I didn't forget to empty my pockets. That's your tip.'

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

"Who made this mess?"

No caption. (A woman folding laundry from the dryer is looking at a mouse folding laundry from a mousehole on the side of the dryer).

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

"I knew it would be a silly idea to ask him to hang the washing out for me,"

You mean none of you took out the trash? Why you rarely see a female polygamist.

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

'Did they have anything at the job centre?'

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

'I TOLD you not to wash it in warm water!'

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

Tunnel of Laundry.

"It's your own fault! Remember when I told you to wash that shirt in cold water?"