Domestic Achiever Gifts

"Since he lost his job I try to keep him busy around the house."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Exam

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'What's play?'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

His Master's Thesis.

Super Student

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"I lettered in spelling."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Examinations.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Caged Businessman

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'