Domain Guru Prints

"Pssst, wanna buy a domain name?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

Empty box of ideas

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

Prehistoric Wallpaper

Doctcom

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

Geek Intuition

The Copywriter's Dilemma

'This is my grandson Richard. I've called him in today to answer all your questions about computers and the web.'

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'