Domain Guru Mugs

"Pssst, wanna buy a domain name?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

Empty box of ideas

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

The Wiki Man.

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Jiddury? Social anxiety. That's what Google says it is, anyway. But Google's no doctor. I thought it'd be better to get the opinion of a professional. I see, well, why don't we start the diagnosis by having you hang up your phone, get out of your car and come inside? No, that's ok. I'm good here. You have a lovely parking lot. I've got donuts in here. No, that's ok, I'm good. I've got cracker crumbs on the floor.

Doctcom

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

The Copywriter's Dilemma

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Geek Intuition

'This is my grandson Richard. I've called him in today to answer all your questions about computers and the web.'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'