Domain Name Enthusiasts Prints

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Tom Cruise

Naming that Impala

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

Changing house name.

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

Margaret...Meatball

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.