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Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Girl in cow onesie.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Grandfather Clock

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Dylan Thomas

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Some people thought she'd taken the whole Dickens thing a bit far...

Celine Dion

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

'But I already touched it, and now Mother Hobo won't take it back.'

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

Napoleon in Therapist's Room.

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

"I was respectful of religion once. I found it did not suit me. So I vowed to never do it again."

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'

'Someday I predict that the infantry will ride EVERYWHERE!'

"Crazy bastard thinks he's Napoleon."

Trump and Musk

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!