Dollhouse Diva Pillows

"I want the whole thing gutted."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Balancing work and family

Framed Lady

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Ironing day.

"I had to skip my workout."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Washing Line Walker

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.