Dogma Detective Pillows

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Dog Nightmares

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

'Okay - who leaked?'

Fido and Fifi

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Religion, This End Up

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Flowcharts.

Political Science

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

'It's not what you think, sir. I'm power daydreaming.'

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

The road to San Antonio

"Why Americans don't vote"

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness