Doghouse Poet Gifts

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"I'm working from home today."

K9 Literati.

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'To woof or not to woof...'

Literate Dogs.

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

K9 Litterati.

"It's their idea of cute."

Pet Cemetery.

Valentines for Real Estate

Hemingway's dog meets Faulkner's Dog.

Bad Dog!

A dog sits at her typwriter

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

'I hear you have a side business.'

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

BOWZ, poetry reading...'Neither good doggie, nor bad dog be...'

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

"I'll email the landlord."

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'

'I like things better before flat panel T.V.s.'

"And it's in a great neighborhood, lots of fire hydrants and no squirrels!"

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

Eskimo has built a doghouse igloo.

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

'I owe more than it's worth.'

"It looks too big from the outside because I installed a ceiling fan."