Doghouse Empires Pillows

'I hear you have a side business.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Toys

Computerized Dollhouse.

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Little girl playing childrens hospital

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

A dolls house with a working chimney.

"It's their idea of cute."

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

Bad Dog!

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

'Well, we don't sell doll's houses. But even if we did, I don't think Barbie could afford a mortgage without Ken's salary too.'

Posh Doghouse.

"You propose to me and now you want me to sign a prenup!?"

Pyramid Dog House.

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

"How much we talking for a deck?"

"And it's in a great neighborhood, lots of fire hydrants and no squirrels!"

"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

'You must be the new taster.'

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

Eskimo has built a doghouse igloo.