Doggy Makeover Devotees Pillows

Tattoo parlour - "Don't you think your dog looks tough enough without a tattoo?"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'And to think I'm related to the lion,'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Dog Bookends

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

'Had a picture of a bone on my cellphone and the dog buried it.'

"The groomer used too much product."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

'Please god... don't let her find the xmas tux and reindeer antlers.'

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

"I think it suits me - as designer dogs go."

'Why so formal?'

"No offense, but you look better in Photoshop."

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

"I wish we'd never domesticated the bloddy things!"

"I wish they would stop putting food in my hat."

Dog celebrities.

'Sure, it's easy for you to plan for the long haul... with your nine lives!'

"Of course it looked good on the model - the model was a chihuahua."