Doggy Hotel Reviewers Mugs

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

"This is a bend and breakfast. You sleep on a cafeteria table."

'I like it.'

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

Frank and Ernest's tips for travelers. When traveling makes you congested ... call rheum service. Sniff.

'When you lie here you can see why it's called a Four Star Hotel. That's how many stars you can see through the hole in the roof!'

The Thinker and The Stinker

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

Hotel: Price List

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

"You should have been more specific when you booked a room with a sea view."

Dog Food Testing Lab.

'Great car-chasing scenes!'

It is not enough that I receive a treat. The dog must also be deprived of one.

Bed and breakfast.

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines, are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"Wow, do you think his singing would be bearable if we only had human hearing?"

The Zero Vista Hotel

No Humans Allowed

"So much for online B'n'Bs, this guy's getting negative feedback."

Bedbug Hotel Reviews

'And the shower stall has to be this wide.'

Shoe me the latest news on artificial intelligence. Loading … "For the Love of Benji." What? No. I didn't ask for some dog movie. Cancel. Canceling. Show me news about artificial intelligence. Loading … "Benji's Very Own Christmas Story." No! I want to hear what's going on with A.I.! Loading: "Lassie's Great Adventure."

"I love it when dogs work on their stupid."

Great movie. I wagged, I whined.