Doggy Diploma Achiever T-Shirts

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Happy.

Obedience School Graduation

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Dog training

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Good Dog!

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

School of Fish

Sean Connery's Dog Training School

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

My dogs an obedience school honor student

"I've told you not to do that!"

Rockwell School

"Even before he opened the paper, Rex knew this was going to be his hardest exam."

'Let's act in turn, Mrs. Jones. Before we start teaching your little rascal not to bite the neighbours' kids we should teach him not to eat them.'

"Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?"

"Don't look at me for financial advice: I'm still paying off my student loan from Puppy School!"

Shifting the blame 101.

"He's refusing to take off his medal."

"Wow, the Puppy School curriculum has changed a lot since we were there: canine history, bone-burying record keeping, farting etiquette. . ."

'So Ben, how do you feel about helping Ed break in his pup?'