Dog Diploma Seeker T-Shirts

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Happy.

Obedience School Graduation

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Dog training

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

Preschools for Dogs

Discipline at Doggy School

Doggy Peer Pressure

Sean Connery's Dog Training School

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

My dogs an obedience school honor student

"While your resumé said one thing it's come to our attention that labradors actually shed quite a bit."

Rockwell School

"Even before he opened the paper, Rex knew this was going to be his hardest exam."

'Let's act in turn, Mrs. Jones. Before we start teaching your little rascal not to bite the neighbours' kids we should teach him not to eat them.'

"Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?"

"Don't look at me for financial advice: I'm still paying off my student loan from Puppy School!"

Shifting the blame 101.

"Wow, the Puppy School curriculum has changed a lot since we were there: canine history, bone-burying record keeping, farting etiquette. . ."