Doggy Diploma Gifts

Dog training

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Happy.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"No, I said 'sit'."

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

Preschools for Dogs

"Worms."

Ice Cream Lover

"The vet said if he's not eating I should warm up his dog food a little.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

My dogs an obedience school honor student

'I told him to get down.'

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

Rockwell School

Stupid cell phone. One more thing he hated about walking her yappy little dog.

'Your loyalty is unquestionable, but you just don't seem to be able to learn new procedures.'

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

"Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?"

'Let's act in turn, Mrs. Jones. Before we start teaching your little rascal not to bite the neighbours' kids we should teach him not to eat them.'

Dog Training Institute

"Don't look at me for financial advice: I'm still paying off my student loan from Puppy School!"

Shifting the blame 101.

"Wow, the Puppy School curriculum has changed a lot since we were there: canine history, bone-burying record keeping, farting etiquette. . ."

"According to my recent poll your approval rating has dropped since you started chewing slippers."