Doggo Fetch Fanatic Gifts

Geeks and their dogs.

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'That was fun!'

'Fetch.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

A man and his dog

'Super Dog'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I'm working from home today."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"A little help, please."

Agility God

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Super hero dog.

"Have you tried biting him?"

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

Frizzbee statue.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'