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'Rabid dog,' 'Relax, we've been for a pint,'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

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"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

Unmanned drones.

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

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"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

'Here comes Ted.'

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Have you been telling everyone I'm an idiot?"

"Twenty bucks says you can't cross the road!"

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

"You'll love this beer. It's very hoppy."

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

"I trained him myself."