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'Rabid dog,' 'Relax, we've been for a pint,'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Unmanned drones.

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

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'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Autumn Dog

A stronger drink

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.

'Here comes Ted.'

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"Have you been telling everyone I'm an idiot?"

Don't you hate when you build a time machine, return from the future, and forget what you were going to warn everyone about?

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

"Twenty bucks says you can't cross the road!"

"You'll love this beer. It's very hoppy."

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'