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'It was another dramatic dog fight between the deadly foes.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Giant white horse.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dogs can dream too.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

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'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

The brain of a dog.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

Keep Off The Hay

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

When Pugs dream.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.