Dog Years Aficionado Pillows

"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Dog walking Human.

'Super Dog'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Three more years of high school."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Sheep dog late for work

Happy Hour

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Lumbar support animal

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."