Dog Vs Cat Devisers Gifts

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

'Good book?'

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

'I hereby sentence you to thirty days on a hot tin roof.'

'We're agreed then - no more purring or tail wagging until our demands are met.'

'They get along, but they don't want to admit it.'

His worst nightmares had come true.

'Merry Christmas!'

'Begging at the table again, eh?'

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

"If he's really your best friend, why did he have your tail cut off?"

The cats of war

Dog scared by cat.

"Boy that was a cryptic message you left with my mum! OK, I've come to park with a bat, now what?"

'It's voice activated, password protection software. Now, the cat can't log on using my screen name.'

'Do we have an exit strategy?'

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

Please tell me these dumb dogs can't climb.

"Just because I don't engage in that ridiculous slobbering, tail-wagging idiocy doesn't mean I don't care for you."

"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."

101 uses of a dead cat: ornament

'Your problem is that you fear change.'