Dog Sled Admirer Pillows

"I don't blame the delivery guy for our food being cold. He did have to travel 30 miles by dog sled to get here."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Meow"

No, I don

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

There are no rats with collars...

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Can I have a look at the map?

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Fifty Shades of Gray

I'm sure it's fake.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Flea Philosophy.

Dogs and Chickens

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Hyenas as Pets

"Okay, who's purring?"

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

"I love it!"

It's for you.