Dog Sled Admirer Mugs

"I don't blame the delivery guy for our food being cold. He did have to travel 30 miles by dog sled to get here."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Meow"

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

There are no rats with collars...

Fifty Shades of Gray

Can I have a look at the map?

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Flea Philosophy.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Hyenas as Pets

"Okay, who's purring?"

Dogs and Chickens

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."