Dog Selfie Fan Pillows

Dog

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

No littering...

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Museum of Bones

'It turned out great except for Fido!'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Dachshund Yoga

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

"How's the new job?"