Dog Selfie Fan Pillows

Dog

No littering...

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

'It turned out great except for Fido!'

Museum of Bones

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'Let's agree to disagree.'

I know they told me not to bark

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

"He loves to give autographs!"

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Dachshund Yoga

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

"How's the new job?"