Dog's Dinner Date T-Shirts

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'Tasty bird.'

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Not...one...drop.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

Dog at a restaurant

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"Hold that afterthought!"

'All right, I agree with you.'

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'When you invited me out fot dinner, I thought you meant...' 'Shhh!'

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

"Oh, dear me. No, no – I meant the Chehalem 2006, not the $2,006."

"You've got some beard in your food."

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

"I need some assistance here."

Late for his dinner date for the third time, Randy finds-out the real danger of 'Asalt' weapons. . .

"It's a treat to see you because you treat me the way I want to be treated."

'Did you say something, or did I?'

'Can I tell you something personal about myself, Linda? Getting too personal makes me uneasy.'

Chalk and cheese.