Dog's Dinner Date Mugs

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'Tasty bird.'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

'Not...one...drop.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'All right, I agree with you.'

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

Dog at a restaurant

"Hold that afterthought!"

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

"Oh, dear me. No, no – I meant the Chehalem 2006, not the $2,006."

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'When you invited me out fot dinner, I thought you meant...' 'Shhh!'

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

Late for his dinner date for the third time, Randy finds-out the real danger of 'Asalt' weapons. . .

"You've got some beard in your food."

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

"I need some assistance here."

"It's a treat to see you because you treat me the way I want to be treated."

'Did you say something, or did I?'

'Can I tell you something personal about myself, Linda? Getting too personal makes me uneasy.'