Dinner Date Dodger Mugs

"Daphne, there is something you don't know about me yet...I love raw meat, I don't shave my armpits, and I don't believe in evolution."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

The Bare Minimum

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Tasty bird.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Not...one...drop.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"Hold that afterthought!"

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

'All right, I agree with you.'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

"I'll wait, my wife's in the loo."

"You should have been here at eight!"

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

"Oh, dear me. No, no – I meant the Chehalem 2006, not the $2,006."

'When you invited me out fot dinner, I thought you meant...' 'Shhh!'