Dog Portrait Enthusiast Gifts

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

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Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

An artist paints a woman's cat instead of her self-portrait.

Who Let the Dawg In?

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

"It's the dog."

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'The batter's crowding the plate. Try dusting him off at the knees. If that doesn't work, throw it high and inside. If he still won't back off, charge the plate and bite him.'

Fleas Navidad.

'Thanks for helping me load the dishwasher - now would you please take the cat out before starting it up!'

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"You taught me how to sit, roll over and fetch, Roger. In appreciation, I'd like to share with you a few things I've learned about hedge fund management!"

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

Women with her children of leashes passes dog walker with dogs so well trained they have no leashes.

Village Pet Shop.