Doggie Portraitist Gifts

Dog takes photo in car window cutout

Cariactures

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

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"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Caricatures $20"

Diego Velasquez

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

An artist paints a woman's cat instead of her self-portrait.

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Family Portrait Abuse.

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"If people would just do what I say, I wouldn't have to bark at them."

"It's the dog."

Artistic Licence.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

"She never took to the leash."

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

"Here it comes!"

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"The dog wants out again!"