Dog Portrait Enthusiast Prints

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

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"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

An artist paints a woman's cat instead of her self-portrait.

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"It's the dog."

'The batter's crowding the plate. Try dusting him off at the knees. If that doesn't work, throw it high and inside. If he still won't back off, charge the plate and bite him.'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'Thanks for helping me load the dishwasher - now would you please take the cat out before starting it up!'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"You taught me how to sit, roll over and fetch, Roger. In appreciation, I'd like to share with you a few things I've learned about hedge fund management!"

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

Women with her children of leashes passes dog walker with dogs so well trained they have no leashes.

Village Pet Shop.

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."