Dog Poo Disposal Expert Pillows

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"No, I said 'sit'."

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

Pooper scoppers.

"Look, professor, a Tibetan Blackbird or Turdus Maximus."

'Here's my business card.'

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Poopa-Scoopa

"Here, clean up after yourself."

"He's a little shy around other dogs."

''It's an understanding we have if he wants to come out with me.''

"You think your people are weird, mine follows me around on walks and bags my poop."

"You wanted a really big dog! So you better take this poopy bag and a snow shovel and walk the beast!"

Dog Poop in the Snow

"Look, I've had enough of picking up after him, OK?"

"Master adores me and saves every dump..."

'No need to ask if you own a dog,Madam?'

Birds poop on people on bus 13.

"My dog? Nope, just a hobby of mine."

New York Scatological society.