Dog Parent In Harmony Gifts

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Dog walking Human.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Will you be wanting this?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'What's founder?'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

Dogs

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"