Dog Obedience Master Pillows

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Obedience School Graduation

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Zombie pet tricks.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

Good Dog!

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

'Eat boy, eat!... I taught him that one myself.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"How's tricks?"

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

The Dog Breeder and His Son

"No, I said 'sit'."

The perfect relationship

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"Out! Damned Spot!"

How paper training can affect puppies...

"Down boy, it's Halloween."