Dog Mystic Enthusiast Mugs

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"He's sending an instant message."

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"She will take me on more walks."

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

A prediction.

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"It's his only trick, but I think you'd agree. . . it's a bloody good one!"

"I'm dating a spiritualist medium..."

"Seducers, politicians and non-believers, it's all become so humdrum. I often wonder, where have all the sorcerers and fortune tellers gone?"

The newspaper that psychics read every morning.

'Madam Zora's one of our new schemes to future proof the business!'

'And here's something for the dog.'

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

"It says 'made in Hong Kong'"

'Animal magic.'

Madame Zena: Spiritualist

"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"