Dog-loving Chatterbox T-Shirts

A chatting flight attendant wears out another with hundreds of dog photos.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

Dialogue

"It's nice to be wanted."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

At Gossips Anonymous...

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"She can be outspoken."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Dog's hairdresser.

Verbal blogger.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Bla Bla Bla

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."